I had an NCT committee meeting on Sunday night, just a general catch up to go over recent and upcoming events, and while I was there I received a text from Himself. Apparently, Dude had taken advantage of my absence and floated one in the bath. Not even a small one. A hefty, full size poo. In the tub. Which of course meant that Himself had to fish it out, drain the tub and shower the boy. I, of course, found this highly amusing. Until yesterday. I really needed to wash my hair, and Dude had painted himself with the Nutella from his toast, so I thought to save time and take him in with me. He likes to sit under the showerhead anyway, so I got on with washing my hair while he played with his dinosaur. (This is not a euphemism. He keeps a t-rex in the bathroom for this very purpose.) I got out to throw on some clothes and planned to grab him once dressed. That's when he started shouting. Now, I figured the water had gone c...