It’s been a while since my last post. It’s for many reasons, let’s just say “life”. The bratlets are changing at a rate of crazy. Dude is getting sincerely entertaining with his weirdness, little dances with shooting fingers as he exits a room backwards, things like that. Madam has developed a wide streak of sarcasm, which warms the cockles of my salty little heart. They’re the same size now, which confuses Himself no end as he can’t tell which clothes belong to which kid. I regularly get asked about my twins. Speaking of Himself, the man is only getting better with age. He’s back at karate (and yes, it’s sexy as hell) as Dude wanted to give it a go, and I’m currently typing from the hall as all three of my little family punch at the air. That’s right, after months of seeing the boys head off to karate, Madam is trying out her first lesson as we speak. As far as myself, I’ve had a hard time lately. I had a bit of a cancer scare, which sounds super overdramatic, but