Random ramblings from the Texan in London.

I talk absolute nonsense to our daughter during the course of the day. I'm taking this opportunity to list a few of the bizarre things that I find falling out of my mouth during my twelve hour monologues. 1. "Do you sense an outing in the offing?" 2. "Look at your legs all akimbo..." 3. "I will take your poop nugget and give you a clean butt. Is that a good trade?" 4. "Is your daddy indulging in a bit of animalistic puffery?" She's going to be so weird. *grin*

The day started off normally enough... Madam awoke, happy as usual, we FaceTimed with Himself so he could see her like he does every morning, we had our breakfasts and went swimming. We ran a couple of errands on the way home from the pool, came in for lunch and Madam collapsed exhausted on the sofa because sitting in the pool watching kids splash and jump around never fails to tire her out. She woke up, we had spoken to Auntie Godmother, and were Skyping with Mamasita when it happened... Chaos. A streak of fur, an explosion of feathers, a freaked out Madam. That's right, folks, Kit brought a bird in the house. It was her first, she's always been too lazy/fat/inept to actually catch anything, and we had become complacent in our belief that our cats just weren't hunters. I don't know if it's the birdfeeder I've put in the back yard, but somehow she actually managed to lay teeth to prey. And bring it in my %*^@£$ house. Thank goodness for Skype. I s