I talk absolute nonsense to our daughter during the course of the day. I'm taking this opportunity to list a few of the bizarre things that I find falling out of my mouth during my twelve hour monologues.
1. "Do you sense an outing in the offing?"
2. "Look at your legs all akimbo..."
3. "I will take your poop nugget and give you a clean butt. Is that a good trade?"
4. "Is your daddy indulging in a bit of animalistic puffery?"
She's going to be so weird. *grin*